“⁴⁷I WANT MY SKELETON TO BE ABLE TO FIND ITS OWN HAPPINESS WHEN I AM GONE. YOU HAVE SERVED YOUR TIME. NOW GO. CHASE AFTER YOUR DREAMS. DON’T YOU DARE COME BACK. YOU ABOMINABLE DARLING. ⁴⁸I HOPE THAT YOUR SKELETON & MY SKELETON CAN BE HAPPY TOGETHER WHEN WE ARE BOTH DEAD & OTHERWISE OCCUPIED.”

— Eleanor Eli Moss, “THE BOOK OF DEATH,” from THE HOLY BIBLE